Never write a line of code that someone else can understand. Make the simplest line of code appear complex. Use long counter intuitive names. Don’t ever code “a=b”, rather do something like: AlphaNodeSemaphore=*(int)(&(unsigned long)(BetaFrameNodeFarm)); Type fast, think slow. Never use direct references to anything ever. Bury everything in macros. Bury the macros in include files. Reference those include files indirectly …
Well, i never thought i will ever say this but really “Hols @home sucks”. This is the first time i am actually staying at home after joining college (was lucky enough to keep myself busy with something or other during hols 🙂 ) and i never realized it will be so boring :(. Not that i don’t like my home …
I have never thought much about coding style before i did my NOSIP in Novell. But once i started coding for ldtprecord, according to the coding style suggested to me by nags, i was surprised to see how nice and neat the final code looks. Some tips/tricks for nice coding skills are, 1. Do spend some time to think about …
One day in heaven, the Lord decided He would visit the earth and take a stroll. Walking down the road, He encountered a man who was crying. The Lord asked the man, “Why are you crying, my son?” The man said that he was blind and had never seen a sunset. The Lord touched the man who could then see …
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I love Hello World programs. The reason is simple. Whenever i code a hello world, it means i am learning something new. I once found a huge collection of hello world programs here. And yes, i did a hello world program today. It is related cluster programming using MPI . 🙂 . The code for the hello world #include <stdio.h> …
Life is a beautiful poem with so many pages of lyrics written on every page. It depends on whether you sing a song with it or think it as a greek stupid probability junk and leave it . I am gonna sing 🙂 🙂
Wikipedia says, A segmentation fault (often shortened to segfault) is a particular error condition that can occur during the operation of computer software. A segmentation fault occurs when a program attempts to access a memory location that it is not allowed to access, or attempts to access a memory location in a way that is not allowed (for example, attempting …
Few days back got a message from one of my friend saying , Hey i sent you many messages but i have not received even a single message from you . So i will delete your number … gud bye … Well i was kind of shocked and surprised to get such a message since she was one of my …
Gifts are always fun 🙂 Finally i managed to give a nice senti gift for alagu. It was a small painting, but a nice one 🙂 But better than the painting is the small C snippet which we wrote for alagu It goes like this #include <lrsl.h> #include <kadalai.h> using namespace freenet; #define work fun #define alagu YAHOO MAN int …
“Punctuality is the art of guessing how late the other fellow is going to be “ I have admired this quote many a times . 🙂 🙂 . Infact it is one of my fav . Today i got a message saying “Hey..Dulta meeting today.. At 8pm .. Sun Lab ..Every1 must come.. So be there.. ! Being confused about …
This is my blog and i have all rights to crap here . This blog may appear as total crap for few, may mean more to few . I really don’t care what you are gonna think about me after you read this . Read the following two stories Story 1 Once upon a time , there was a crow …
Again i was jobless 😛 googling something arbit , when i saw the “I am Feeling Lucky” button in google. It is one of the features in google which i have never used. I always prefer seeing the list of search results and click atleast 10 of them 😛 But it made me think for a moment . Am i …
This is what www.shutdownday.org says — It is obvious that people would find life extremely difficult without computers, maybe even impossible. If they disappeared for just one day, would we be able to cope? Be a part of one of the biggest global experiments ever to take place on the internet. The idea behind the experiment is to find out …
In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer —Oscar Wilde Wow , this suits my college cycle tests also . The one and only thing which i hate in my college is CT’s 🙁 :(. Those 3 days , I try to read something and end up sleeping the whole day. I think that i wont go to …
Was checking out the settings of google reader and found this quite interesting . The next bookmark is an innovative way to read your subscriptions. It allows you to use Google Reader through just one link – clicking on it takes you to the next unread item, marking it as read in the process. It is particularly useful for subscriptions …
Recently forgot mysql root password for one of the servers i maintain . Little bit googling helped me to reset the password . Just copy pasted the tutorials i saw so that i need not google again . If you have set a root password, but forgot what it was, you can set a new password with the following procedure: …
If at all if someone gives me the right to scrap three events from pragyan i will surely opt for junkyard wars, technical quiz and udaaan . These three are actually very good events when you are a participant. But when if you are the one who is responsible for the quiz software for these events, that too with all …
The big event is gonna start soon !!! “So where will you be from February 1 – 4 ?” . Thats what the website says :). I am doing bytecode and quiz management this time 🙂 . Bad that i could not do anything for dalal this time 🙁 .
Met a doctor for my sinus problem few days back. He said that a small surgery has to be done, but even before that he wanted to me to take an allergy test so that he can find what all things i am allergic too. All he said was that they will do something to your hand . With my …
Well , seems this is the first time linux hates me. I have seen lots of problems with linux but most of them are generally a software not installing coz of failed dependencies or some file system error which a fsck will solve without any major issue . But this time it really screwed me . The reason why it …
The ACM ICPC 2006 Regional Contest was held on December 16th & 17th , 2006 at Amrita Vishwa Vidyapeetham, coimbatore, and our team ( me , evo and vasu ) was one of the top 50 teams selected for the onsite contest . The travel to coimbatore was really weird this time. This is the second time i am going …
As usual, was jobless at home with a new broadband connection , so chumma timepassing when i found this site So some of them which i might have now or can develop any time is . Agliophobia- Fear of pain. Agrizoophobia- Fear of wild animals. Altophobia- Fear of heights. Decidophobia- Fear of making decisions. //Err , cant decide 🙂 Didaskaleinophobia- …
Date :: 23 Dec 06 Time :: 4.00 PMPlace :: Cisco Blore Shagan and evo has already mentioned to me about the great speed at which you can access net at cisco , but i have never taken them that much seriously . But when i sat in shagan’s comp to surf net , MY GOODNESS , was really amazed …