Author: <span>hari</span>

Oath for Software Engineers

Never write a line of code that someone else can understand. Make the simplest line of code appear complex. Use long counter intuitive names. Don’t ever code “a=b”, rather do something like: AlphaNodeSemaphore=*(int)(&(unsigned long)(BetaFrameNodeFarm)); Type fast, think slow. Never use direct references to anything ever. Bury everything in macros. Bury …

Hols are bad for health

Well, i never thought i will ever say this but really “Hols @home sucks”. This is the first time i am actually staying at home after joining college (was lucky enough to keep myself busy with something or other during hols 🙂 ) and i never realized it will be …

Coding Style …

I have never thought much about coding style before i did my NOSIP in Novell. But once i started coding for ldtprecord, according to the coding style suggested to me by nags, i was surprised to see how nice and neat the final code looks. Some tips/tricks for nice coding …

Feel My Pain…

One day in heaven, the Lord decided He would visit the earth and take a stroll. Walking down the road, He encountered a man who was crying. The Lord asked the man, “Why are you crying, my son?” The man said that he was blind and had never seen a …

PODWORKS.in

India’s Biggest Event on Audio & Video Podcasting Date: June 9 & 10 (Saturday & Sunday) Venue: Tidel Park Auditorium, Chennai. Cost: Rs.200 Alagappan designed banners saying I’m Attending Podworks.in and I’m speaking at Podworks.in. You can grab those here. PodWorks is an ideal place to learn how to start …

Hello World …

I love Hello World programs. The reason is simple. Whenever i code a hello world, it means i am learning something new. I once found a huge collection of hello world programs here. And yes, i did a hello world program today. It is related cluster programming using MPI . …

Life …

Life is a beautiful poem with so many pages of lyrics written on every page. It depends on whether you sing a song with it or think it as a greek stupid probability junk and leave it . I am gonna sing 🙂 🙂

Seg Fault

Wikipedia says, A segmentation fault (often shortened to segfault) is a particular error condition that can occur during the operation of computer software. A segmentation fault occurs when a program attempts to access a memory location that it is not allowed to access, or attempts to access a memory location …

Kelaaaaaaaa

Few days back got a message from one of my friend saying , Hey i sent you many messages but i have not received even a single message from you . So i will delete your number … gud bye … Well i was kind of shocked and surprised to …

Gift time :) :)

Gifts are always fun 🙂 Finally i managed to give a nice senti gift for alagu. It was a small painting, but a nice one 🙂 But better than the painting is the small C snippet which we wrote for alagu It goes like this #include <lrsl.h> #include <kadalai.h> using …