{"id":393,"date":"2010-03-26T23:48:48","date_gmt":"2010-03-27T06:48:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sp2hari.com\/?p=393"},"modified":"2020-06-20T08:30:31","modified_gmt":"2020-06-20T08:30:31","slug":"best-google-talk-status-awards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sp2hari.com\/index.php\/2010\/03\/26\/best-google-talk-status-awards\/","title":{"rendered":"Best Google Talk Status Awards :) :) :)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sp2hari.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/1269673472_trophy.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/sp2hari.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/1269673472_trophy.png\" alt=\"Trophy\" title=\"1269673472_trophy\" align=\"left\" width=\"128\" height=\"128\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-418\"><\/a> I&#8217;ve been watching (and storing) lots and lots of useful, fun and interesting Google Talk status messages for the last few months. It&#8217;s short, informative and the main reason why I never logout of Google Talk. So I was wondering what I might do IF I was given the responsibility to pick the top status messages like a film-fare festival and give away awards to the best ones.. So here we go&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>We will begin the show with <strong>Brilliant Questions<\/strong>. There were way too many contenders for this category. It was very difficult to pick the best one. First, let&#8217;s take a look at the final 5 contenders who made it.<\/p>\n<p><code>1. <strong>Abilash Prabhu<\/strong> - Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?<br \/>\n2. <strong>Dhruvkaran Meta<\/strong> - If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?<br \/>\n3. <strong>Akshay Kumar<\/strong> - I was the best man at the wedding. If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?<br \/>\n4. <strong>JV<\/strong> - Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!<br \/>\n5. <strong>Nitin Isloorkar<\/strong> - How do you see yourself five years down the line?\" \"If I had foresight, I wouldn't be here now, would I?<\/code><\/p>\n<p>And the Best Brilliant Question Award goes to Dhruv for his electrons and morons question. What an idea sar ji! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Next, we move on to <strong>Frustration<\/strong> category.  Status message is first the place where people vent out their frustrations and we got ample messages to justify that.<\/p>\n<p><code>1. <strong>Nitin Isloorkar<\/strong> - After Monday and Tuesday even calendar says W T F<br \/>\n2. <strong>Krithika Ravichandran<\/strong> - labs are like black holes.. once in..you can never get out..<br \/>\n3. <strong>Lavanya Tejaswy<\/strong> - I want to see a ghost, real one!! *bored* with normal things.<br \/>\n4. <strong>Taggy<\/strong> - For want of a logo a night was lost. #photoshop<\/code><\/p>\n<p>And the Best Frust status message goes to Krithika. It&#8217;s simple, but true. Happens to all of us all the time.<\/p>\n<p>Next we have <strong>Funny Quotes<\/strong> status messages here.<\/p>\n<p><code>1. <strong>Saurabh Gupta<\/strong> - Friendship b\/w gals - A girl came home late, told dad she was at frnd's place.. Dad called 10 friends but all say she wasn't there... Friendship b\/w boys - A boy didn't come home one night n told dad he was at frnd's flat... Dad called 10 of his frnds. 6 confirmed he had slept at their place... and 4 told he's still there.. ;)<br \/>\n2. <strong>Harishankaran<\/strong> - \"I love Facebook. It's the only place I can talk to a wall and not look like an idiot\"<br \/>\n3. <strong>PK<\/strong>- \"Chuck Norris can parse HTML with regex\"<br \/>\n4. <strong>Akshay Kumar<\/strong> - \"Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.\"<br \/>\n5. <strong>Manish <\/strong>- 2b or not 2b is a decision you have to take when you enter 2nd grade<\/code><\/p>\n<p>And the Best Funny Quote award goes to Akshay. The concern for the few drops of drink he might spill is mind blowing. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Next, we will pick the best <strong>Interesting Links<\/strong>. Here again, we got hundreds of nominations at the first step. After filtering and filtering, we got the final 4<\/p>\n<p><code>1. <strong>Ajitha<\/strong> - Lol......U gota be Kidding me!!!!! <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tuktastic.com\/index.htm\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/www.tuktastic.com\/index.htm<\/a><br \/>\n2. <strong>Arun<\/strong> - Please don't click on this link <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hurr-durr.com\/\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/www.hurr-durr.com\/<\/a><br \/>\n3. <strong>Interviewstreet<\/strong> - Resume vs CV - What's the difference? <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/9gMRtP\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/9gMRtP<\/a><br \/>\n4. <strong>Indus Khaitan<\/strong> - Who is an entrepreneur? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.slideshare.net\/indus\/disha-2010-presentation-on-entrepreneurship-indus-khaitan\">http:\/\/www.slideshare.net\/indus\/disha-2010-presentation-on-entrepreneurship-indus-khaitan<\/a><br \/>\n<\/code><\/p>\n<p>And the award goes to Indus Khaitan. Excellent presentation with awesome images. Congrats \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Next we will pick the best from <strong>Cricket<\/strong>. With an excellent 200 from Sachin, nothing else made to the top.<\/p>\n<p><code>1. <strong>Abilash Prabhu<\/strong> - Reducing the number of atheists in India since 1989 - Sachin Tendulkar!<br \/>\n2. <strong>Swetha<\/strong> - Cricket. Sachin. Happiness. One guy- the ability to tug at the heartstrings of a billion. Divine!<br \/>\n3. <strong>Subbu<\/strong> - my only prospective achievement in life: when sachin scored a double century, i tweeted about it. #sachinisgod<\/code><\/p>\n<p>And Abilash get&#8217;s the award. A fitting tribute to our little master blaster.<\/p>\n<p>Now, we will pick the best from the <strong>Inspirational Quote<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><code>1. <strong>Sankara <\/strong>- To move quickly, go alone. To move far, go together.\" African Proverb<br \/>\n2. <strong>Poorna <\/strong>- Don't ever let somebody tell you... You can't do something. People can't do somethin' themselves, they wanna tell you you can't do it. If you want somethin', go get it. Period.<br \/>\n3. <strong>Sundarrajan <\/strong>: I look at my life as a seed investor.. I give seed capital for my interests.. knowing well that the odds are 1:10 for success.. but I am willing to do it.. coz.. that one in ten will become my passion<\/code><\/p>\n<p>The best Inspirational Quote award goes to Poorna. I simply love that quote. In fact, I started storing status messages after I seeing that.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, a few other special mentions in various other categories.<\/p>\n<p><code><strong>Movies<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Madhu<\/strong> -  I really don get y Mr.Cameroon waited so long.. I mean optical fibers were discovered a loooong time ago!!<br \/>\n<\/code><br \/>\n<code><strong>Funny Quote<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Lavanya Tejaswy<\/strong> - The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. P. G. Wodehouse<br \/>\n<\/code><br \/>\n<code><strong>Job Offers<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Manas Garg<\/strong> - Want to work for MS? Ping me.<br \/>\n<\/code><br \/>\n<code><strong>Punch Dialogue<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Karnan<\/strong> - I am not HANDSOME guy, but i can give my HAND to SOME guy who needs my help - ABDUL KALAM.<br \/>\n<\/code><br \/>\n<code><strong>Personal Damage<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Ajitha<\/strong> - Hari and his friends = Losers!!!!!<br \/>\n<strong>Doniv<\/strong> - You are a goat, why are you a goat ? Because you shout maee...<br \/>\n<\/code><br \/>\n<code><strong>Spider <\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Bodhayan<\/strong> - Spider Annual Report 2008-09.. :) :) <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/aK2PWS\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/aK2PWS<\/a><\/code><\/p>\n<p>Want to add more? Add them in the comments here. \ud83d\ude42 Keep them coming.. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been watching (and storing) lots and lots of useful, fun and interesting Google Talk status messages for the last few months. It&#8217;s short, informative and the main reason why I never logout of Google Talk. 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