Kaakarat

Posted by sp2hari

This story is created by a few vetti engineering students (who are supposed to a project) and a vetti software engineer(who is supposed to work). :-) The main story is contributed by only one, but many own the copyright for this story now. OK, lets stop the intro here and begin the story.

Long ago, long long ago, there was a kaaka. It was a black one living on a black tree. So no one was able to see that kaaka. The kaakaa used to always sing as

“ka kakakka kakakka kakakka kakakka kakakka kakakka kakakka kakakka kakakka kakakka kakakka kakakka kakakka kakaka”.

One fine day, it met a kaaki[ female kaaka in our story :) ]. So started the kaaka love story. But the villain kaaka knows about this and comes with a pistol. There were bullet sounds everywhere. “DISH DISH DISH”. This time also kaaka sings “kaaakakak”. But there was a sad tome in that voice which only the other kaaka can realize. “kakakaka”.

One kaaka dies. Guess who???

Suspense. :P :P :P



































The villian kaaka die of heart attack after hearing the bullet sound. But everyone feels sorry got the villan now, coz it didn’t even eat a vaada before dying. It’s last wish was unfulfilled. So that villian kaaka becomes a ghost (rememver this is not om shanthi om remake, coz villain won’t meet kaaki this time). It’s fed up of this mere kaaka world. It likes a rat this time :). The rat too likes kaaka. Kaaka likes rat :) [love at first site!].

Now comes the song :-)
kkaaaka vin paarvai ratin paakam
kkaaaka vin paarvai ratin paakam
ratin pakkam, ratin pakkam…

Now only people realise one great thing about the villain kaaka. It was MGR’s pet! MGR kaaka. So new evolutiong called kaakarat came into being.

THE END.

LOTR

Posted by sp2hari

Hobbits - cheerful, short - BILBO, FRODO, SAM, PIPPIN, MERRY, SMEAGOL (GOLLUM)
Men - serious - ARAGORN, FARAMIR, BOROMIR, EOMER,
Elves - wise, immortal, silent, magic (three rings) - LEGOLAS
Dwarfs - short, sturdy, good with metals, stones - GIMLI
Wizards - wise, serious, magic - SAURON, SARUMAN, GANDALF, ELROND
Orcs - ugly, fierce, wicked
Ents - Tree shephards

SAURON’S COUNTRY - MORDOR
NINE NAZGULS
ELENDIL (ISILDUR’S SIRE) - ………………. - RANGERS - GONDOR
SHIRE - HOBBIT’S VILLAGE

FRODO, SAM, PIPPIN, MERRY, ARAGORN, BOROMIR, LEGOLAS, GIMLI, GANDALF

Mistakes… :)

Posted by sp2hari

When asked to read for any exam, I end up doing everything other than reading. It can be cleaning my room, washing clothes, bathing, chatting, coding, reading novels and so on. This time, when I had to give my SCJP test, I ended up watching How I Met Your Mom. ;)

Btw liked the scene I’ve pasted below. Maybe, doing other things when you have to read is not a mistake after all. :-)

Scene 1:

Lily: Yes, it’s a mistake. I know it’s a mistake. But there are certain things in life, where you know it’s a mistake but you don’t really know it’s a mistake because the only way to really know it’s a mistake is to make the mistake and look back and say, yup that was a mistake. So really, the bigger mistake would be to not make the mistake. Because then you go your whole life not really know if something is a mistake or not. And damn it, I’ve made no mistakes. I’ve done all of this, my life, my relationship, my career mistake free. Does any of this makes sense to you?
Ted: I don’t know. You’ve said mistake a lot.

Scene 2:

Marshal: It’s a mistake
Ted : Maybe, but it’s a mistake I have to make.
Marshal: Wrong, it’s a mistake you don’t have to make….
Ted: Here is the thing about mistakes. Sometimes, even when you know something is a mistake, you’ve got to make it anyway. Even really really dumb mistakes.

Winter Project

Posted by sp2hari

10 things i have got to say about my project, stay in IIIT, Hyderabad and other things happened during this vacation. :)

0. Madhapur is in Hyderabad. Hyderabad is in Madhuapur
1. GTK won’t work. WxWidgets uses GTK. So WxWidgets also won’t work
2. I will never ever wash my plates. I’ll rather go hungry.
3. Canteen is a place where you never get good food.
4. Anything other than dosa is bad. :(
5. Only soup in 4 season is nice.
6. A hotel can be in the form of a forest or a train.
7. Mocktail is not cocktail. It is just 7UP added with rose milk.
8. You can play games even with 4 empty orange bottles.
9. The ball didn’t fall. :( :( :(

Photolog 2…

Posted by sp2hari

No clue why I’m posting this picture. Was studying for my semester exams and browsing the files in my computer.

Me, Taggy and Shagan in NOSIP Server

 

Sweet Memories. :-)

Photolog…

Posted by sp2hari

Deer

A picture is worth a thousand words. Yes it is.

Blue… ;-) ;-)

Posted by sp2hari

Wikipedia says
“The term blue may refer to any of a number of similar colors. The sensation of blue is made by light having a spectrum dominated by energy in the wavelength range of about 440–490 nm.
Blue is considered to be one of the three primary additive colors in the RGB system; blue light has the shortest wavelength range of the three additive primary colors. The English language commonly uses “blue” to refer to any color from navy blue to cyan.”

Some strange facts ( of course i googled for them :P )

  • Blue eyes are the most sensitive to light, brown eyes the least sensitive!
  • Owls are the only birds who can see the color blue!
  • 80 percent of Americans love blue color!
  • Blue and white are the most common school colors!
  • Animal breeders in Russia once claimed to have bred sheep with blue wool!
  • A scallop has 35 blue eyes!
  • Mosquitoes are attracted to the color blue twice as much as any other!
  • Maine produces about 98-99% of all wild blueberries in the US!
  • The red traffic light contains some orange color and the green traffic light contains some blue color making it easier for people with red-green color blindness!
  • More people use blue toothbrushes, than red ones!
  • Other than humans, black lemurs are the only primates that may have blue eyes!
  • There are only two animals with blue tongues, the Black Bear and the Chow dog!
  • The blue whale can produce sounds up to about 188 decibels!
  • A blue whales heart beats nine times per minute!
  • Most elephants weigh less than the tongue of the blue whale!
  • Blue whales weigh as much as 30 elephants and are as long as 3 Greyhound buses!
  • The blood vessels of a blue whale are wide enough for an adult trout to swim through!

Well enough of facts, I’ll tell you some more nice facts :P :P

  • Sudden change to blue color makes people shout “Blue Blue Blue” all the time. This syndrome can be observed around one week even before the color change occurs.
  • Any girl who works in front of computer most of the time loves blue color than anything else.
  • Though blue color wavelength is 440-490 nm, the lower bound for blue color is 1200 and the upper bound is 1500.
  • Though the hexadecimal triplet for blue is #0000FF, the actual blue you see in the websites is #6666FF. This can be checked in the css file. For example
  • /* Blue */

    .coderTextBlue, .coderTextBlue:link, .coderTextBlue:visited, .coderTextBlue:hover, .coderTextBlue:active { color: #6666FF; }

Hmmmm, i wish i could write more but have to stop here :-) :-)

Potato Guy …

Posted by sp2hari

I wasn’t sure why people celebrate shutdown day and all. The whole idea looked stupid. :P But it was not so.

Our college network was shutdown yesterday. No Gmail. No Orkut. No Spider. No Delta. Nothing :P
All i had was 2 or 3 computers with Linux and Windows :). Many many thanks to all the Gnome and KDE games, the day wasn’t that boring. In fact, i don’t mind having shutdown day once in a week :) :) :)
The good thing about shutdown day is that even if you want to work, you can’t. :-). So you don’t feel bad or guilty about not working for one whole day. :-) :-) :-)

Some of the nice games which are worth playing are
1. Attax
2. KAtomic (Even those who don’t like chemistry might end up playing this for hours :) )
3. Kolf
4. Potato Guy
5. Iagno

Life is beautiful :)

Posted by sp2hari

Sorry for not updating the blog for a long time :(. Even now i am not going to write much. Just a list of arbit words which comes to my mind :-).

Helloooooooo
Delta Inductions
Spider Inductions
Idiot
Brave
Olarify
Promise
Psycho
***aloooooooooooooooo
Fli…….
mummyyyyyy
hmmmmmmmm

If you have no clue what these mean, then just think that i was not sane while i was typing this. ;)
“Don’t Panic”. I am still sane. ;-)

Projects …

Posted by sp2hari

The word “project” originally meant “something that comes before anything else is done”. When the word was initially adopted, it referred to a plan of something, not to the act of actually carrying this plan out. Something performed in accordance with a project was called an object. This use of “project” changed in the 1950s when several techniques for project management were introduced” — Wikipedia

Now that holidays are about to get over, now i realized :P a few strange things about projects. Most of them are from personal experiences.

1. Whatever happens, you will finish the project on time. On time, meaning the last day when you have to submit your project (this includes quite a few a night outs before that day).

2. If you finish the project one/two weeks before time, either the project is very very simple for you or you didn’t do your project at all :P

3. The first few weeks of the project will be really frustrating as you will be reading and chatting more than you code. Actually for the first few weeks, if your LOC is around 3-4 it is really great.

4. The last two-three days of your project, the LOC will shoot up to few hundreds :-)

5. Even if you chat 24*7 during the project time, somehow you will complete the project on time. You won’t even realize how the code actually came there, but at the end of the day, it will be there.Though even if you work really hard 24*7, you will have the same output.

6. If you are geek and you are doing a project in Bangalore, don’t try to go to a pub.

7. You will be really satisfied about completing the project on the last day.

8. You will feel bad that you could have done lots more in the project only on the last day. You will realize you have taken more time to understand the old code :P Only on that day you will start loving your project and you will feel like working more on that.

9. Only if you have project review, you will feel really really sleepy that you might end up not coming for the review.

10 . Your friend’s project will always look easier.

11. The last three days, you will be cursing your project like anything. You will hate it to the core. But after that, you will think that your project is not so bad.

12. Only for the first one week, you will report for your project work on time. After that it will be late from 2-4 hours. Though this will be compensated by the night outs you do for your project.


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